Ha. Finally a new post

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I said I was bad at doing this kind of stuff. Didn't think I was this bad. Halloween and Thanksgiving have passed. Christmas is coming, and I have actually added some new products.

Hops..Better than mistletoe. What good is mistletoe anyway? Sure, they say you can get kissed under it. But look at the Wikipedia entry:

The word 'mistletoe' is of uncertain etymology; it may be related to German Mist, for dung and Tang for branch, but Old English mistel was also used for basil.

Dung Branch. Dookie on a stick. That's romantic.

I say replace mistletoe with a mighty bunch of hop cones. If a poo stick can get you a kiss, imagine what you'll get with the fragrance of seraphim.